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#dentist vid in honor of my new cavity. The issue with Mattel putting out very similar place that’s overtime is that it makes it really obvious that their quality has been consistently declining since the early 90s. you can see this in the holiday Barbies as well. #barbie #barbietok #dolltok #mattel #greenscreen

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The best selling/most popular Barbie doll of each year, according to a combination of of Mattel, USA today, and yahoo life sources— none of which were a simple list so when there were contradictions (and often there were), I would just have to go with what makes sense. artistic liberty and all that. a tiktoker’s liscense if you will. merry christmas eve. #x#xmasb#barbietokd#dolltokb#barbie9#90skids9#90s2#2000sy#y2km#mattelm#materialismc#consumerisml#lalalalala#greenscreen

Replying to @MiniMystiques could you tell??? comment what gave it away? absolutely bananas PR year for JoJo Siwa TBH… None of those words were in the Bible. “but kermishy that’s just how the artist wanted to draw it” JoJo Siwa and her team have too much money to hire someone who sucks at art. If this is drawn by a real artist— wholly and completely— then they are not good at Digital art and should not have been hired by a popstar. it completely lacks the consistency that would imply a deliberate art style. it’s ai generated. dont argue with me i am taller than you. #joj#jojosiwag#aigenerated #aip#popmusic#greenscreen

I have a lot to say, clearly. It’s just interesting to me that Mattel would be funneling so much energy and resources into a line like the 12 days of Christmas Barbie when they have a legacy line of holiday Barbies that have extended throughout decades and literally crossed into a new century. like OK production prices have gone up, that’s fine. You can just make the holiday Barbies more expensive. Instead of selling pieces of crap for 50 bucks on shelves of CVS like they do with the holiday Barbies now and also putting out an exclusive higher line, more expensive doll. ykwim???? and I know part of the reason why it is so expensive is because of the whole advent calendar, gimmick, but I just think that’s entirely unnecessary. IDK… I think I would be less bitter that there is a fancy exclusive Barbie doll advent calendar if the actual holiday Barbie wouldn’t be embarrassed to stand next to her. #b#barbietokh#holidaybarbiedo#dolltokm#xmash#christmasa#mattel#greenscreen

Replying to @AJ Fuller world peace but once a year the evil twin sister resurrects herself and commits biot3rr0r1sm HAHAHH #fairytopia has the most interesting lore out of all the movies tbh i could talk for hours #barbiemovies #barbietok

absolute monarchy but at least it’s a woman /hj #barbiemovies #barbietok #princessandthepauper #barbie

Replying to @It's Just Evie raise your hand if you fell for the princess lady royal lottery scheme 🙂‍↕️🤚 #barbieprincesscharmschool #barbiemovies #barbietok #filmanalysis #videoessay

he did sign it. i can’t imagine how uncomfortable he must have been. local “comedian” harasses celebrity, brags about it. shocking? no. disappointing? yes. #rant note: i’m blocking the image in question for most of the video even though it’s not explicit because it’s not our image to see. also I say professionally printed because it’s clearly too big and too good quality to have come from a home printer. second note: ew ew ew ew gross woman EW. I don’t think I’ve ever sat down and made one video in a single sitting this angry. She strikes me as someone so gross on the inside and completely out of touch. sorry for the cen$0rship on this video, but I didn’t want it to get buried. I want as many people to know to avoid her comedy shows like the plague as possible. even if you don’t know who Pete Wentz is or you don’t really care about Fall Out Boy, you will be able to recognize that what she did is super messed up. they don’t do a lot of meet and greet type stuff anymore, probably because nutsos act like this whenever they have the opportunity. I’m so grossed out and disappointed and I feel so sorry for him ###parasocialiknow but based on reality this time. ##falloutboy##petewentz##emo##callout##niche##fyp##greenscreenvideo##greenscreen##hyperfixation##music##millennial##teaspill##genz

Replying to @ashleystitch26 of course you can make the argument that King Randolph will be swayed to let his daughters become queen, but given that a single one of his servants talking crap about how his daughters are unladylike made him invite Dutchess Rowena into their house that makes me think like actually he’s pretty set in his ways. Also, it doesn’t really help that princess Genevieve is married to Prince Derek (if they even got married i can’t remember) because I don’t think that will make him the future king since she isn’t the oldest daughter ?? whatever. honestly, as a peasant, this is not my business. I probably won’t even find out until months after the fact, anyway when the town crier announces it #peasantry #barbiemovies #barbietok #filmanalysis #nostalgia #greenscreen

just to make sure that I am my point effectively: all three of the designs referenced here are stunning reflections of different facets of chinese culture and they all absolutely SLAY. I’m making a comment on the step down from being a gold label doll series to being a black label doll. and this can be good or bad depending on how you feel about the situation. There’s no really right answer. Because cheaper dolls are more affordable to casual collectors, of course even though they come with a drop of quality. shrug! #barbietok #dolltok #dollcollector #lunarnewyear #greenscreen

happy new year (week!) #barbietok #dolltok #holidaybarbie #nye #newyears #xmas #greenscreen

the skeleton is the kicker for me. also less concretely, but in my opinion, the fact that the box art is so similar and yet so simplified compared to that exact same angle from the movie, that makes me pretty convinced that the machine they used used that image. Also sorry that I’m talking so slow I’m sick and can only think about three words ahead at any given moment. #aigenerated #mattel #monsterhigh #barbietok #corpsebride #dollcollector #dolltok #greenscreenvideo #greenscreen

Replying to @Jonathan I love learning about niche lines of dolls. I could’ve really used about 10 more sets of these princesses… Especially the versions of them and their actual outfits from Shrek 3. they’re pretty rare because they weren’t super popular when they were on shelves, and for some reason (princess doll lovers already had princesses like them and action figure lovers dngaf i assume), the snow White doll is especially rare (i got that info from austin the brimstone who is feature here with THE ONLY CLIP of their legs wiggling i could find on the WHOLE INTERNET.) #dolltok #shrek #shrek3 #fashiondolls #mga #bratz #disneyprincess

Replying to @😼 we laugh so we don’t cry. welcome back to fact or cap. #barbietok #barbiemovies #taylorswift #taylorsversion #factorcap #swiftie

you can’t argue with me about my 2.5 ⭐️ if you haven’t seen every movie in my 4 ⭐️ #letterboxd #filmtok #barbiemovies #barbietok #ranking #greenscreen

#BookTok do you get pet peev’d out of reading an otherwise really good book? 😭 #barbie #barbiechristmascarol #xmas #barbietok #greenscreen

comparing the shrek barbie and the shrek bratz. i promise u can see everything VOTE NOW #shrek #barbietok #bratz #bratzdoll #dolltok

Replying to @Devyn theory 3 is really common in online discussion but I must be missing something because I just don’t buy it. Like let’s use our eyeballs right now. i think its just theory 2 and a healthy dash of “comapnies don’t care about little girls*” ##shrek*being the target audience for dolls in 2007 ##shrek3##dolltok##bratz##mga##theory##conspiracytheory#greenscreen

Replying to @👹👹👹 izzy did your fav make it into the top category? the most concise ive ever been during a ranking. reminder for the newbies that most of these dolls come in white blonde, black, ambiguously brown haired tan woman, and some even come in asian and redhead. the five ethnicities. /s some have multiple colored designs but i didnt include them bc the bones and meat of tbe dress are the same. #barbie merry christmas chat. #holidaybarbie #dolltok #xmas #christmas #barbietok #rank